wud dat be me??

a friend scribbled dese lyns for me! n i found dem kinda cute khikhikhi

"mah piggy fren wid hair all curled,
biggest critic of dis world......

a degree doesnt define me", says all d time,
feels dat his stupid brain is thinking al fine"

puchu :PP

m de one on de left...! de way i was in 10th grade lol bunny teeth(:PP wale)...stunted... n lil lost n things have n't changed much :)) khikhi

the comedy of our constitution

twas the height of my bored ness and stale monotony of other TV channels that I finally caught a glimpse of today’s Rajya Sabha session.

Quite a sight it is, I must say. These are the errors in the comedy……In the comedy of our constitution.

Here is a recap.

(Samajwadi Party protesting the introduction of the Constitution (108th amendment) Bill 2008.)

SP Members: “SAMVIDHAN KI RAKSHA KARO” Yell!

Hon’ able Speaker: “Please baith jaiye.”

SP: “SAMVIDHAN KI RAKSHA KARO” Yell Yell!!

Hon’ able Speaker: “Please. Let me speak.”

SP: “SAMVIDHAN KI RAKSHA KARO” Yell!!

Hon’ able Speaker: “I have an obituary announcement. Please let me speak. Please.”

SP: “SAMVIDHAN KI RAKSHA KARO.” Yell Yell!!

Speaker: “ PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Cry!!


Finally they shut up! Speaker announces the sad demise of Pt. Kishan Maharaj, the great Tabla player. Hon’ able members of Parliament observe silence for a few seconds.
No points for guessing what took place THE VERY NEXT MOMENT!

SP: “SAMVIDHAN KI RAKSHA KARO.”

Speaker: (NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. BHAGWAN KE LIYE MUJHE CHHORR DOH!!!) “The session is adjourned till 12 ‘o’ clock.”

From what I read, in the high voltage drama, SP Member Abu Asim Azmi under ‘a rage of fury’ tried to snatch the copy from Law Minister H R Bharadwaj. But the Charlie’s Angels, Renuka Chaudhary, Jayanti Natarajan n Kumari Selja, and a few other party members pushed him away. (So many women to handle one man! Now tell me, do we need more women in Parliament or not?)

The poor guy will now have to face the necessary action from the Privileges Committee. By de way at a certain point of time he was also known to be “Dawood’s Man”! (Ahem) Money mouth!
How about a ‘Women’s Preservation Bill’ in the next meet?

Nevertheless, the Bill has been introduced and as per Sushma Swaraj it isn’t going to bounce back. The hope has been prevailing since 1996. If it is brought back for amendments, watch out for more action!

Dishkyaaaaaaa